The Moröns (Pronounced MOR-OWNS) are the self proclaimed 'Royally Dysfunctional Family of Party Punk'. Started in late 2017 and hailing from the depths of Hick City, these spastic troglodytes were voted "Most Likely to Say Something Inappropriate at Grandmas House" for good reason.
So far in 2019 they have somehow been nominated for the ‘Best of Calgary’ award for ‘Live Act of the Year’ and the ‘YYC Music Awards’ for ‘Rock Recording of the Year’. This is all new to them as they are usually shunned by critics and ignored by promoters. With their ‘never say die’ mantra, the Moröns still always find a way to invade your brain and dry-fuck your earholes with lead man Robbie Moröns stupid (yet catchy) lyricism, solid axe-men G.G. and Davie's melodic and loud punk riffage and Spicy's hard hitting punk beats that make you wanna kiss your sister (but don't, she's gross).