The Moröns (Pronounced MOR-OWNS) are the self-proclaimed 'Quintessential Party Punk Band Times Infinity No Givesies-Backsies'. Started in late 2017 and hailing from the depths of "Hick City" (Calgary, Canada), these spastic troglodytes were voted "Most Likely to Say Something Inappropriate at Grandmas House" for good reason.
In 2019 they were somehow nominated for the ‘Best of Calgary’ award for ‘Live Act of the Year’ as well as the ‘YYC Music Awards’ for ‘Rock Recording of the Year’. Of course, they lost both in glorious fashion, but this is all new to them as they are usually shunned by critics and ignored by promoters completely. With their ‘don't take no shit from nobody’ mantra, the Moröns still always find a way to invade your brain and dry-fuck your earholes with lead man Robbie Moröns stupid (yet catchy) lyricism, solid axe-men G.G. and Davie's melodic and loud punk riffage and Spicie's hard-hitting punk beats that make you wanna kiss your sister (but don't, she's gross).
Their latest offering "Today's Special" is a 12 course serving of 'House Party Sk8 Punk' and is currently only available on CD or Digital Download on their website HERE.